Parenting fails...

You get them dressed, what seems to take forever along with the thousand questions.

You load them in to the car, check everyone has there seat belts on, and off you go.

You park up after what seems to have been the longest car journey of your life! 

you look at yourself in the mirror, and think...

Why the bloody hell did i think it was a good idea to bring the kids food shopping on a Saturday along with every other person in this town?

How many times have i parent failed by doing this, well to be honest I've lost count! kids and food shopping do not mix well in fact kids and shopping do not go well! 

i mean for start all they do is argue! then you have a slight panic attack when you can find one of them, but its ok there just playing hide and seek in among the veg! 

Then a mini break down at the toy isle just because you won't by them the toy that's £80!! "how many times if your good Santa might bring you something like this for Christmas" Then the whole is Santa real conversation starts! 

and not to mention your trolley is filled with utter crap, and your food bill seems to be double what it would be it you had online shop or come when they wasn't!

That along with clothes shopping haha oh that has been many a fun trip! trying to bribe your child to stop picking up the women's bra's and placing them on there head, " I'll buy you a little treat if you just let mummy Que and pay for this"

These mini humans don't understand that shopping is a therapy! Not a means to cause me a bigger mental break down! 

So you grab your shit, leaving half of what you wanted behind, for an easy life and to stop other shoppers staring at you as the cogs turn in there head! 

pay for it and get the hell out of that shop as fast as you can, screaming, moaning children in toe!

Never i repeat never take them shopping, it never ends well, you either have a mini war on your hands, or well your the one that wants to throw a massive paddy on the shop floor because you can't try on that cute mermaid top! or go and spend your life savings on pointless stationery that will only be lost or chewed to fu*k by your darling child.

This is one of many parenting fails! and trust me the list goes on.

Em x